should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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