He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
