Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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