whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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