North Korea, Best Korea!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Randomize
