I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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