I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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