She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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