Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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