when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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