its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
When are your genitals available?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
