The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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