No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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