i may or may not be watching the land before time
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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