I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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