He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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