yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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