last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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