But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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