I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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