I want to have your abortion
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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