Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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