I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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