Apparently you make a good broom.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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I need you to use more vowels.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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