i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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