Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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