Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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