how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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