She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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