she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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