found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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