so explain again why im purple
no
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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