I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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