: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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