Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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