last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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