My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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