chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You took a bar mat shot.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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