i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
