new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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