My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Do plants get herpes?
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