And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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