new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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