He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
