Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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