that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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