How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
He uses pillows to masturbate.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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