So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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