He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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