so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
there is puke in my bra ... again
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Come on in and take your pants off
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