That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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