True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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