What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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