im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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