Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
