My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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