don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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